How to Keep your Man – F.C. Howell

Here is a recipe you should keep handy

with this thought in mind

For some day it may be needed

then it will not be hard to find.

Your man may seem to be holding up pretty good

For awhile with love and kissing

but you will find and it will not be too long

there is something else he is missing.

What I am trying to say to you

may sound a little crummy

but the way to a mans heart is not through his head, but through his tummy.

Here is something you can make and

put in the fridge until you see the need

you will notice him drooping

and longing for a good feed.

Just put a big place of this before him

of course have some yourself too

and you have no idea what this stuff will do.

I’m not telling you but just try and you will surely see

the dessert that goes with it is

1 Corinthians chapter 7 and verse 3.

You may never need it that may well be

but here is the recipe for Chili – Con – Carne’!